matt is jerking off (ummmm....not at the moment)
matt is a clown (yeah, always a clown)
matt is great (that's a given)
matt is a gear asshole (at least I change gears. fro?)
matt is a babe (Do I make you horny baby?)
matt is here to stay
matt is the art
matt is a crazy bastard
matt is king
matt is no match for frank horrigan (I demand a rematch!)
matt is the best
matt is the webmaster
matt is so cool
matt is a moron (eh?)
matt is cool too cool for you
matt is scared
matt is pretty cool in those shades (I got them from Dame Edna...)
matt is cute
matt is your typical 14 year old boy (mentally)
matt is a critic (of anything non-Datsun)
matt is currently married to the love of his life (not yet I'm not.)
matt is way better than chocolate (and less fattening, eh girls?)
matt is yummy (see above)
matt is" into google
matt is the medic on call tonight (You can go get your own bandaids)
matt is me name ('en Engerlish is me game)
matt is a ridiculously common name
matt is smart
matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel (I think so too! How nice of you to notice!)
matt is tight (uuummmm.... I am staying away from this one...)
matt is keen on giving his readers the details of how to run a successful business (it goes something like, "Send me all of your money you bastards!")
matt is being tested as never before
matt is gone again
matt is the michael jordan of music" (I play a mean triangle.)
matt is very personable and addresses the class with everyone in mind (and I address the no-class like this:

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matt is continuing a longstanding tradition on his mother's side of the family (of driving like a girl)
matt is a badass pimp (now go get me some watermelon! And bring me my hypodermic needle! Beeeaach!)
matt is going to come back from his hiatus to run the next game (I didn't know I owned a hiatus!)
matt is an up and coming young artist from the phoenix area
matt is out on the town (so watch out gutter!)
matt is not a happy one (

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matt is puzzled (

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matt is still at large (actually, I am at Extra Large...)
matt is absolutely free (and you get what you paid for.)
matt is likewise made a target (by those who can't catch me!)
matt is a puzzle game in which the player must guide the eponymous hero around each level to collect all the apples (mmmmm. Apples. Aaaaaggghhh....)
matt is working on a new bugtown comic book series for 2003 release (I call it bugtown: the comic book. Snappy title huh?)
matt is an excellent athlete and has great jumping ability and is very fluent around the basket (Oooooooh yeah! Michael Jordan reference again...)
matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff (No disputing that. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!)
matt is a romulan (ummmmmm...... yeah.)
matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana (well, this sport is expensive!)
matt is now accepting trackback on his blog (don't put it beside the blog, or under the blog!)
matt is good
matt is to enhance the work by allowing it a visually neutral area into which it may expand (Are they calling me bland?)
matt is currently in the studio putting together his debut album
matt is a personable and charming guy
matt is coached by russian michael khmel and managed by the shadow (so now you all know where I get my driving talent from...)