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SPAC: Old woman!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Man!

SPAC: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: I’m thirty seven.

SPAC: What?

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: I’m thirty seven -- I’m not old!

SPAC: Well, I can’t just call you ‘Man’.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Well, you could say ‘ACT Series Committee’.

SPAC: Well, I didn’t know you were called ‘ACT Series Committee’.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?

SPAC: I did say sorry about the ‘old woman’, but from the behind you looked...

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

SPAC: Well, I AM king...

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Oh king, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By exploitin’ the workers -- by ‘angin’ on to our outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an’ social differences in our society! If there’s ever going to be any progress…

BMSC FORUM: ACT Series Committee, there’s some lovely filth down here. Oh…how d’you do?

SPAC: How do you do, good lady. I am Spac, King of the Forums. Whose castle is that?

BMSC FORUM: King of the who?

SPAC: The Forums.

BMSC FORUM: Who are the Forums?

SPAC: Well, we all are. We’re all in the forums and I am your king.

BMSC FORUM: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes…

BMSC FORUM: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: That’s what it’s all about if only people would…

SPAC: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

BMSC FORUM: No one live there.

SPAC: Then who is your lord?

BMSC FORUM: We don’t have a lord.

SPAC: What?

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

SPAC: Yes.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

SPAC: Yes, I see.

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal Affairs…

SPAC: Be quiet!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: …but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more…

SPAC: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

BMSC FORUM: Order, eh. Who does he think he is?

SPAC: I am your king!

BMSC FORUM: Well, I didn’t vote for you.

SPAC: You don’t vote for kings.

BMSC FORUM: Well, ‘ow did you become king then?

SPAC: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft the keyboard Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Spac, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing keyboards is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

SPAC: Be quiet!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a keyboard at you!

SPAC: Shut up!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a typing device at me they’d put me away!

SPAC: Shut up! Will you shut up!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

SPAC: Shut up!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

SPAC: Bloody peasants!

ACT SERIES COMMITTEE: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That’s what I’m on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you?
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I can only think of one person with the right sense of humour to bother, and I'm pretty sure he knows how to spell "hear" properly... and isn't so good at quoting Monty Python.

And probably would have had the user Zoof3 deleted, rather than changed to Z4.

I'm guessing it's Smee.
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PS: I'm "king" because I'm prepared to stand up for what I think is right, and I'm right more often than not.

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WTF....

Even I'm not that twisted...
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Therefore If my evorex weighs the same as a duck

....... its made of wood.

And therefore--?

Its a witch! (or eligible for clubman)

....Burn it burn it!

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Look, it's a simple matter of weight ratios - a 1200kg WRX simply cannot carry 85kg of Novice driver!
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PS: I'm "king" because I'm prepared to stand up for what I think is right, and I'm right more often than not.

And I'm smarter than most of you!
OK then. If you say so.




Everybody move away slowly. Don't make eye contact. We don't want to upset him.





BMSC FORUM: Who are you?

WISE MAN 1: We are three wise men.

WISE MAN 2: We are astrologers. We have come from the East.

BMSC FORUM: Is this some kind of joke?

WISE MAN 1: We wish to praise the infant.

WISE MAN 2: We must pay homage to him.

BMSC FORUM: Homage!! You're all drunk you are. It's disgusting. Out, out!

WISE MAN 3: No, no.

BMSC FORUM: Coming bursting in here first thing in the morning with some tale about Oriental fortune tellers... get out!

WISE MAN 1: No. No we must see him.

BMSC FORUM: Go and praise someone else's brat, go on.

WISE MAN 2: We were led by a star.

BMSC FORUM: Led by a bottle, more like. Get out!

WISE MAN 2: We must see him. We have brought presents.

BMSC FORUM: Out!

WISE MAN 1: Tyres, gearbox oil, moly. [her attitude changes immediately]

BMSC FORUM: Well, why didn't you say so? He's over here...Sorry. This place is a bit of a mess. What is moly, anyway?

WISE MAN 3: It is a valuable balm.

BMSC FORUM: A balm, what are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

WISE MAN 3: What?

BMSC FORUM: It's a dangerous animal. Quick, throw it in the trough.

WISE MAN 3: No it isn't.

BMSC FORUM: Yes it is.

WISE MAN 3: No, no, it is a grease.

BMSC FORUM: A grease?

WISE MAN 3: Look.

BMSC FORUM: [sampling the grease with a grubby finger] Oh. Is there an animal called a balm or did I dream it? You astrologers, eh? Well, what's he then?

WISE MAN 2: H'm?

BMSC FORUM: What star sign is he?

WISE MAN 2: Mazda.

BMSC FORUM: Mazda, eh, what are they like?

WISE MAN 2: He is the son of Matsuda, our Messiah.

WISE MAN 1: King of the Rallyists.

BMSC FORUM: And that's Mazda, is it?

WISE MAN 3: No, no, that's just him.

BMSC FORUM: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them. [The Wise Men are on their knees]

WISE MAN 2: By what name are you calling him? [Dramatic Holy music]

BMSC FORUM: Spac.

THREE WISE MEN:

We worship you, Oh, Spac, who are Lord over
teh BMSC Forums. Praise unto you, Spac and to the
Lord our Father. Amen.

BMSC FORUM: Do you do a lot of this, then?

WISE MAN 1: What?

BMSC FORUM: This praising.

WISE MAN 1: No, no, no.

BMSC FORUM: Oh! Well, if you're dropping by again do pop in. [they take the hint and rise] And thanks a lot for the tyres and gearbox oil but...don't worry too much about the moly next time. Thank you...Goodbye. [to Spac] Well, weren't they nice...out of their bloody minds, but still...
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Everyone can play this game

Forum: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until
nightfall, and then leap out of the EvoRex, taking the comittee by
surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
spac: Who leaps out?
Forum: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the
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Forum: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden Galant--
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