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[Factor]

So how many of you have received an infraction for quoting monty python? Who made that a rule anyway. ****ing humourless bastards. Its much better when I spent my time getting up JME - apparently that was much more productive.

Well all I can say is - INFRACT THIS :


FACTOR: You don't frighten us, Moderator pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called SPAC Moderator, you and all your silly English moderators. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
SPAC: What a strange person.
SPAC: Now look here, my good man--
FACTOR: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
SPAC: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FACTOR: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FACTOR: How you Moderators say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Rotary folk with your silly knees-bent running about infracting behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
SPAC: In the name of the the ADMIN, we demand you stop quoting python!
FACTOR: No chance, SPAC bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your quoting request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

[Mickb83]

Originally Posted by legend

Due to a recent change in air-traffic legislation, the budgerigar is no longer allowed to fly at all.

Check!

GOLD!!!

Originally Posted by Matt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Conclusion
They breed in the sewers, and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal freedom.

Check Mate!

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Factor

So how many of you have received an infraction for quoting monty python?

Originally Posted by Factor

Who made that a rule anyway.

Been a rule for years! In fact, haven't you been "busted" a couple of times in the past? You do realise it's a joke infraction, don't you? Quoting Monty Python is kind of like saying "Jehovah"*.

Originally Posted by Factor

****ing humourless bastards.

Au contraire...

*For those that don't understand:

*For those that don't understand:

[Factor]

Originally Posted by Matt

"Jehovah"*.

That's a stoning

PS _ perhaps i'm the humourless bastard

[bob moore]

Originally Posted by Factor

So how many of you have received an infraction for quoting monty python?

Originally Posted by Matt

Been a rule for years! In fact, haven't you been "busted" a couple of times in the past?

I thought it was just me!




Have I become sort of ............ common?

Do I .... err ..... belong to some strange sort of ....... "club" of equally strange people who, in moments of stress/contempt, quote the guru Python comma M?




Where do you stand on the Goon Show? (No! It's not code for CAMS! )

[Ric Cary]

Originally Posted by bob moore

Where do you stand on the Goon Show? (No! It's not code for CAMS! )

"we can't stand round here doing nothing,people will think we're workmen "

then there is always these guys


"Graeme (suspiciously): "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you sure you're virgins?"
Tim & Bill (dressed as virgins in white robes and wigs): "Yes, sir."
Graeme: (looking at Bill) "But she's got a beard!"
Tim: "That's why she's a virgin!"
Graeme: "Fair enough!"
"


"Bill (disgusted at the thought of going to Australia in search of Rolf Harris):

"Nah, not Australia. I mean, that's full of abos and dingoes and upside-down jokes."

Tim: "Shhh Bill, we must prepare for the trip. Look out half a dozen jumbucks, pack two, no three coolibahs in the tuckerbag. Graeme you'd better go and whack the diddle-o while I ... press a clean pair of billabongs. Now ... Awstrailya ... heeere we come!" "

[Drew]

Originally Posted by Factor

So how many of you have received an infraction for quoting monty python?

Yo!

incontinentia

[Factor]

Infractions for quoting Monty Python,

Well I didnt expect the spanish inquisition

[TKM]

Originally Posted by bob moore

Where do you stand on the Goon Show? (No! It's not code for CAMS! )

Depends, will you be walking backwards for christmas?

Originally Posted by Factor

Well I didnt expect the spanish inquisition

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[Drew]

lol back on topic...

Legend, what is the meaning of 42?

[Factor]

42 has no meaning as such - it is simply the answer

[bob moore]

Originally Posted by TKM

Depends, will you be walking backwards for christmas?

Neddie ..........................

[Drew]

Originally Posted by Factor

42 has no meaning as such - it is simply the answer

Sorry I should re-phrase....

What is the meaning of the question that's answer is 42?

[Drew]

looks like this one is a 2 bottle of port job?

[Drew]

I just received this email off Glenn....

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

You're off the hook Legend.