Ask Legend a Question!

[daewoo]

First Woman in Line: Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
Information Agent: Concourse lounge C, fourth level.
First Woman in Line: Thank you.
Information Agent: Next?
Next Woman in Line: How long is my parking permit good for?
Information Agent: Two hours.
Next Woman in Line: Thank you.
Information Agent: Yes, next?
Next Man: What's the fastest animal on Earth?
Information Agent: The cheetah. Next?
Female Passenger #3: Should I fake my orgasms?
Information Agent: Yes.
Female Passenger #3: Thank you.
Information Agent: Next?

here

[legend]

Originally Posted by Buerckner

how many people fit on a fraction?

you need to be careful not to overload your fraction. otherwise you could end up with nasty fraction burns. and if that happens you may have to use your first derivative and solve for integer X.

[daewoo]

How many cabs in New York City?
how many angels on a pin?
How many notes in a saxophone?
how many tears in a bottle of gin?
How many times did you call my name, knock at the door but you couldn't get in?
How many stars in the milky way?
How many way can you lose a friend?

[legend]

Originally Posted by daewoo

How many cabs in New York City?
how many angels on a pin?
How many notes in a saxophone?
how many tears in a bottle of gin?
How many times did you call my name, knock at the door but you couldn't get in?
How many stars in the milky way?
How many way can you lose a friend?

I know I've been careless.

But I'd say.....7.

[fly]

Why does Peter Dunn ask sooooo many questions ?

[Necx0]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

What the $%^& is a wood chuck?

[Factor]

Ys a crooked letter and Zeds no better

[moxo]

Originally Posted by Necx0

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

What the $%^& is a wood chuck?

Don't you mean; "Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?"

A woodchuck is the part of the woodworker's lathe that holds the piece being worked. Or it's a small groundhog-like mammal. Whatever.

Again, need for Legend is avoided.


Moxo

[sparko]

Y240K?

[Ric Cary]

Originally Posted by sparko

Y240K?

Sparko somehow I don't think this will be much of a problem for us


unless you have some magic pill that will get us there and after Y2k who really cares

[Renee]

Originally Posted by Necx0

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Originally Posted by moxo

Again, need for Legend is avoided.

[Haggers]

Originally Posted by moxo

Don't you mean; "Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?"

Moxo

Mox

I didn't know you were brutalised at Eton.

Haggers

[vkdude]

why do slow up and slow down mean the same?
then if I can speed up why cant I speed down?

[legend]

Originally Posted by fly

Why does Peter Dunn ask sooooo many questions ?

Well, he's an agnostic from way back. Mind you, he hasn't asked the really important questions of the oracle yet.

[legend]

Originally Posted by Necx0

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??

What the $%^& is a wood chuck?

A wood chuck is actually the device that holds the timber into the lathe, prior to it being turned into something really super and sold at church fates. A good wood chuck never chucks wood.