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23-12-2008, 04:55 PM
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....And so on. Like an onion. I am nothing but layer upon layer upon layer.....
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Will each layer make you cry?
Why does it make you cry?
Will the tears eventually fill the gin bottle?
I don't want a pony, but can I have a scalectrix instead?
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23-12-2008, 05:01 PM
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1. How many ice blocks does it take to cure the hangover from drinking a carton and a half of corona's in one sitting? I tried a box of twenty but with no great success! I require an answer befor new years as I will attempt the feat again, maybe with some Jack thrown in for good measure.
2. Does Ric's house have pollished floors as I think I may do some redecorating new years day?
3. Have you warned the quadrapeds at your QLD residence of Haggers wildlife facination?
4. Why does my F100 have a Ford badge on it? I thought it was an F100?
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23-12-2008, 05:06 PM
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pining for the fjords
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Is rescue tape really the business?
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23-12-2008, 05:32 PM
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A question for Shabby....
have you got your pony yet?
I haven't - I'm still waiting.....
Legend, why is it so?
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23-12-2008, 05:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kelzdayt
A question for Shabby....
have you got your pony yet?
I haven't - I'm still waiting.....
Legend, why is it so?
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Thats easy in your case Kellie its not christmas till thursday
In Shabby's case he's been waaaaaaay to naughty
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23-12-2008, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moxo
I remember it as "Faber est suae quisque fortunae."
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Well, no f*#kin wonder I've been such a f*#kin failure in life! I forgot the f*#kin school motto!
Quote:
Originally Posted by moxo
When were you there, Bob?
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58-62. No time off for good behaviour.
Perhaps no good behaviour
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23-12-2008, 09:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scooter
can I have a scalectrix instead?
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NO - you break all your rally cars - we are not letting you play with the expensive ones.
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23-12-2008, 11:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shabby
Legend,
Q1) Can you tell me how Santa can make it to every kiddie in the world to deliver presents in one night.
Q2) Do you think I will get a pony for Christmas.
Can you also ring me back on 0439 073 793 or 93979288 I called your mobile about 5 minutes ago.
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Shabby
Re the pony: You forgot to ask for the fruit box/milk crate as well. But Santa usually remembers....
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24-12-2008, 06:24 AM
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is a very naughty boy
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed awake all night, wondering if there really was a DOG!
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24-12-2008, 06:24 AM
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is a very naughty boy
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What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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. . The more things change, the more things stay the same.
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24-12-2008, 06:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Haggers
Shabby
Re the pony: You forgot to ask for the fruit box/milk crate as well. But Santa usually remembers....
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Only if it's a girl pony. We're not encouraging any weird, sicko behaviour here.
Moxo
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24-12-2008, 08:16 AM
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Lysdexica rules KO
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24-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Trev
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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And here's me thinking it was deoxy-ribose nucleic acid.
Or in Commonwealth Bank Parlance 'Do Not Ask', for when a customer didn't want their signature recorded in their passbook.
This dyslexic guy, he walks into a bra.....
Moxo
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24-12-2008, 01:28 PM
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180B's are stylish beasts
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Legend would you think it a good idea to over indulge on stubbies now so as to prepare my body and mind for new years eve.
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0439 073 793
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24-12-2008, 02:51 PM
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Legend - what came first - JS or TS
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