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20-12-2008, 09:23 PM
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Ask Legend a Question!
Are you a legend in your own lunchbox?? 
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20-12-2008, 09:31 PM
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indeed I am. I am in fact the oracle to end all oracles. so go ahead folks. ask away
And remember there is no such thing as a stupid question - just stupid people. (and I suspect this thread may draw one or two from the woodwork)
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20-12-2008, 09:37 PM
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Dear Legend
I have many stupid questions:
1. What is your middle name?
2. Do you iron your underpants?
3. Have you had a quickie with a co-driver (of any sex) on a stage (or indeed off stage)?
4. Do you always keep your hands on the wheel?
5. Did you meet Captain Bob in a bar?
6. People say you are the Paganini of the pink oboe - why is that oh Legend?
Now was that dumb enough?
I can rise to this occasion - but can you (see question 6)
Haggers
Ps why does Karen squeal at the end of each stage
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20-12-2008, 09:51 PM
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Dear Legend
I have many stupid questions:
1. What is your middle name?
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its the name between my first and last name.
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2. Do you iron your underpants?
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no, unless its corregated.
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3. Have you had a co-driver (of any sex) on a stage (or indeed off stage)?
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never on stage. Although I have been to one or two of those shows.
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4. Do you always keep your hands on the wheel?
5. Did you meet Captain Bob in a bar?
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I keep my hands on Captain Bob's Wheel. its one of those big timber jobbies.
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6. People say you are the Paganini of the pink oboe - why is that oh Legend?
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Because they've seen my stage show.
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Now was that dumb enough?
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yes.
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I can rise to this occasion - but can you (see question 6)
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Haggers
Ps why does Karen squeal at the end of each stage[/QUOTE]
probably because she saw your arse on a road closure.
thanks Haggers. And thanks Big critter. great idea. Its going welll isn't it? 
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20-12-2008, 09:57 PM
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Do you know where I can get a Simon Prince blow up doll?
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20-12-2008, 09:59 PM
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Do you know where I can get a Simon Prince blow up doll?
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Funny you should ask. I happen to know there's one int he back of Ric's ute. 
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20-12-2008, 10:12 PM
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Nope the doll you saw was not Simon Prince well it was but notice its not a doll its actually Simon Prince. noticed he hasn't been round much lately
mwahahahah
Oh yeah why can't we just ask belly this shyt !!! he has all the answers
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20-12-2008, 10:19 PM
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well, no I hadn't noticed. but apparently someone has.
you can ask belly this stuff. Up you go son. in fact I'll get you staqrted if you like.......
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20-12-2008, 10:42 PM
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Do you swing to the left or right.....or is it up and down or is it back to front?
Where does baby oil come from, I've always wanted to know.
If a dog barks in the woods and no one is there to hear him is he still a bad dog?
Why are there locks on 24hr stores?
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20-12-2008, 10:51 PM
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Do you swing to the left or right.....or is it up and down or is it back to front?
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whenever I can, yes. PM me for details.
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Where does baby oil come from, I've always wanted to know.
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olives.
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If a dog barks in the woods and no one is there to hear him is he still a bad dog?
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no, but he needs to seriously reconsider why he barks.
Why are there locks on 24hr stores?[/QUOTE]
How much does it cost me to buy a $2 shop? why don't paper shops blow away? see - herein lies the answer - 24 hour shops will be gone tomorrow, therefore require no locks. simple really.
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20-12-2008, 11:09 PM
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Dear Oracle,
What degrees do you hold to give this advice.......
Are you in touch with God, Buddha, Graham Humphries, Abraham, The Prophet Mohammad, Moses, Ric Cary, Jesus, or Factor..........
What school of thought do you follow??
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20-12-2008, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bek82
Dear Oracle,
What degrees do you hold to give this advice.......
Are you in touch with God, Buddha, Graham Humphries, Abraham, The Prophet Mohammad, Moses, Ric Cary, Jesus, or Factor..........
What school of thought do you follow??
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I communicate mostly with the greek godess of latin learning - erudites. most of those you mention are students of araldites. subtle difference in philosophy.
I no longer follow any schools. The Avo prevents me from hanging around schools.
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20-12-2008, 11:39 PM
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Quote:
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Dear Oracle,
What degrees do you hold to give this advice.......
Are you in touch with God, Buddha, Graham Humphries, Abraham, The Prophet Mohammad, Moses, Ric Cary, Jesus, or Factor..........
What school of thought do you follow??
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Yep ok I know Claude,Ray, Graham,Av1611,Marcus,JME,Ric and Factor who is the other Pharker
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21-12-2008, 12:10 AM
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Yep ok I know Claude,Ray, Graham,Av1611,Marcus,JME,Ric and Factor who is the other Pharker
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sorry, Critter. you are slightly confused. The "other ****er" is in fact GMFHP. (Grand-master flash High-pant aka Marcus Dunn) The prophet mohammed is Spac.
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21-12-2008, 12:14 AM
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sorry, Critter. you are slightly confused. The "other ****er" is in fact GMNFHPBSHH. (Grand-master nothing flash High-pant business shirt helmet hair aka Marcus Dunn) The prophet mohammed is Spac.
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Fixed AKA " Style Master"
also while we are at it how long should I leave my crashed car off the road before I put my triangles out pharkin should i wait till the next car is mating with mine or perhaps a threesome is more condusive
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