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Originally Posted by fro
If I put a 3 foot high spoiler on my Hyundai Excel, how many more chicks will I get on Friday night?
Depends....How sik is your Dolby Pro-Logic Systems? Are your wheels very shiny? How loud is your "Phoooooooshhhh" valve? Do you have to drive over speed bumps at a 45 degree angle? The optimum ratio for rear wing hieght on a Hyundai Excel is directly proportional to the amount spent on the stereo system as a function of the value of the vehicle. SO if your Excel is worth $4,000 (overvalued, I know, but for the purposes of the exercise...), and your stereo is $12,000 (including sub-woofers), then your stereo to car value ratio is 3:1...whcih would mean that a three foot rear wing would be ideal...
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I was reading this in the
How To Get Involved In Rallying section and I thought it was funny. Especially since Fro now drives an Excel.
And he wanted to keep the stereo.
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